Wednesday 1 June 2016

10 Funny Facts About Lagos



Lagos or Lasgidi, Lagosians can totally relate to the fact that it’s one hell of an interesting place and wouldn’t trade it for anything. The hustle in Lagos is real and Lagosians have grown the strength to accommodate the rigors that come with it. INFORMATION NIGERIA has observed 10 very funny things about Lagos that we want to share with you in this piece.

1.Almost all Lagos girls are fair

Thought we are African

2.Landlords have no chill

They be asking for their rent 2 years before it even expires and be increasing it every other year
3.Danfo drivers are never wrong

Even when they hit you from behind, its your fault
4.Agberos have more power than some state governors

Don’t want to dare these guys
5.Upcoming artistes must come to Lagos to blow

Ask Ice prince, MI, Psquare and Tubaba
6.Its easier to buy a plot of land else where in  Nigeria than fix your hair at Ikeja, Surulere or Island



7.Sports betting shops pay more youths than government

Guys would rather crowd sports betting shops to make their first one million than look for actual jobs
8.Every owambe on your street is a potential lunch and dinner date for many Lagos guys

So you rock your best owambe outfit and dash out
9. 95 percent of salaries are spent on transport and feeding

House rent is another matter
10.Most guys who haven’t hit big yet claim to be on the street

Streets ti take over…

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