Odiegwu! Man Gets Stuck In Friend’s Wife During s*x In Akwa Ibom

 



Ekanem (the woman’s hubby) who is a fisherman, narrated that though he got reports that Elder Ndarake, a married man with five children, always sneaked into his house whenever he was away on his fishing trips which sometimes lasted weeks, he never suspected that he could have amorous relationship with his his wife and mother of seven children.
“I have known Elder Ndarake for many years and he was even the one that recommended my wife to me when I wanted to get married. He stood in for me during the traditional marriage as I lost my father at an early age.
As such, coming to my house even in my absence, I never suspected anything because apart from his closeness to me, he is an elder in our local church and always preached against immorality. Even when people told me that he went to my house at odd hours when I am not around, I still believed he went there to see to the welfare of my family.
”But I was shocked when three young men from our village came to look for me where I was fishing to tell me that Obong Idung (Village Head), wanted me to come home as fast as I could. I thought our village had been attacked by our neighbours in Cross River state, so I hurried home, only to meet Elder Ndarake in the full view of people, unclad and stuck inside my wife’s private part.
“If not for people that restrained me, I would have macheted him to death because I was very angry. Though people said I placed Mbiam (powerful traditional charm) on my wife, I did not do such thing. It was our gods that wanted to disgrace them.
They were later disentangled after some sacrifices by a local native doctor but I have handed over my wife to him.
I don’t want her again,” Ekanem narrated. Nawa oo! Ekanem (the woman’s hubby) who is a fisherman, narrated that though he got reports that Elder Ndarake, a married man with five children, always sneaked into his house whenever he was away on his fishing trips which sometimes lasted weeks, he never suspected that he could have amorous relationship with his his wife and mother of seven children.
“I have known Elder Ndarake for many years and he was even the one that recommended my wife to me when I wanted to get married. He stood in for me during the traditional marriage as I lost my father at an early age.
As such, coming to my house even in my absence, I never suspected anything because apart from his closeness to me, he is an elder in our local church and always preached against immorality. Even when people told me that he went to my house at odd hours when I am not around, I still believed he went there to see to the welfare of my family.
”But I was shocked when three young men from our village came to look for me where I was fishing to tell me that Obong Idung (Village Head), wanted me to come home as fast as I could. I thought our village had been attacked by our neighbours in Cross River state, so I hurried home, only to meet Elder Ndarake in the full view of people, unclad and stuck inside my wife’s private part.
“If not for people that restrained me, I would have macheted him to death because I was very angry. Though people said I placed Mbiam (powerful traditional charm) on my wife, I did not do such thing. It was our gods that wanted to disgrace them.
They were later disentangled after some sacrifices by a local native doctor but I have handed over my wife to him.
I don’t want her again,” Ekanem narrated. Nawa oo!

Baby Boys Burnt To Death In Anambra While Their Mum Was At A Beer Parlour [GRAPHIC]

2 baby boys aged 6 months old and less than three years old were burnt to death while their mother was chilling out at a beer parlour in Uga, Anambra state last night.

This woman had locked her kids in the home with a lantern and gone off to enjoy her night but while she was away, the lantern caused a fire outbreak.
An eyewitness had visited her village yesterday, when late in the night, she heard a chilling voice of someone screaming. She called her neighbour and asked if she too heard the cry but the neighbour said she didn’t. Only for later in the night, her neighbour called her panicking saying they need to hurry to another woman’s house. That there has been a fire incident and kids were suspected trapped in the house.
They rushed off to the scene and this was the gory sight they met. The 6-month-old baby was burnt black and beyond recognition while his elder brother was equally dead.
It turned out that the someone screaming late that night was these kids’ eldest 3-year-old brother. He had managed to escape from the burning house and was now screaming and crying for their mummy as he ran in the darkness looking for help for his younger ones.
While he was running out, his younger brother pictured above not burnt was trying to run but was coughing (due to smoke). He sustained injuries and was finally choked to death by smoke but the baby burnt beyond recognition.
See photos below.

Buhari Gets New Chief Security Offficer

President Muhammadu Buhari Thursday in Abuja charged public officers entrusted with certain responsibilities to live up to their duties and justify the confidence reposed in them as this  was the only way Nigeria can get out of the current hardships facing the nation.

President Buhari said this while decorating two of the newly promoted officers of the Nigerian Police Force deployed to his office with their new ranks.
Abdulkarim Dauda and Kayode Sikiru Akande, both promoted from the position of Assistant Commissioner of Police to Deputy Commissioner of Police, serve as the Chief Personal Security Officer to the President and the Officer in Charge of Presidential Movement respectively.
President Buhari congratulated the officers and urged them to justify their new ranks by increasing their commitment to the service of the nation.
He also commended them for their hard work and achievements which brought about their promotion.
He said Nigeria needed their dedication and unwavering commitment for it to achieve greatness and assume its rightful position,   cautioning them not to abuse their positions.

Cripple Arrested For Obtaining N20m From Job Seekers

The Nigerian Customs Service (NCS) said it has arrested one of most notorious fraudsters involve in online advertising scams on non-existing vacancies in government agencies. The suspected kingpin whose real name was given as Abubakar Rilwan had been declared wanted by some security agencies in the country before his arrest. A top customs officer stated:

“Abubakar Rilwan, who is evidently disabled is one of the principal actors and suspect in a job/auction scam syndicate. Whatever he lacks in physical ability, he makes up for in his exceptional ability to manipulate and swindle his victims.

“He has duped desperate job and auction seekers to the tune of over 20 million naira, sometimes using the services of lawyers. “In one of his escapades, he collected money from 7 (seven) job seekers in Taraba State, issued them fake appointment letters, and caused them to travel all the way to Bayelsa State for fake training. They got there before realizing they were duped.”
Rilwan is currently in the custody of the Nigeria Customs Service undergoing further investigation by other security agencies that had declared wanted for related offences. The spokesperson of the Nigeria Customs Service, Mr. Wale Adeniyi confirmed the arrest.
Source: Vanguard

Soldiers, Policemen Exchange Gunfire In Borno Government House

There was palpable tension in the air on Thursday at the Borno State Government House, Maiduguri, when policemen exchanged gunfire with a team of soldiers.
The exchange of ‘friendly fire’ between the security agencies took place when soldiers in a truck allegedly attempted to forcefully get a share of the rice being distributed to Internally Displaced Persons (IDPs) not living in camps.

It was learnt that the state government commenced the distribution of rice about a week ago in the Government House and directed policemen to ensure that the beneficiaries are genuine IDPs.
However, trouble broke out when the soldiers, who were reportedly in the habit of collecting rice since the distribution commenced without appropriate documentation, were denied the opportunity today.
Following the refusal of the policemen to allow the soldiers have their way, a shootout ensued, leaving at least one policeman injured.
It was not immediately clear as at the time of publishing this report who first started shooting but it was learnt that the policemen are currently holding two soldiers at the second gate of the Government House, while their soldier colleagues are at the first trying to free them

You Can’t Dictate How Buhari Fights Corruption, APC Tells PDP Senators

The governing All Progressives Congress has asked Peoples Democratic Party senators to face their legislative business and come to terms with the reality that they cannot dictate to the Buhari administration how to fight corruption.
The governing party was reacting to the decision of the PDP senators on Wednesday to withdraw their support for the APC-led federal government.

The PDP senators said the decision to withdraw their support was hinged on the APC government’s “belligerent attitude” towards the opposition members and the perceived bias in its anti-corruption crusade.
But APC, via a statement signed by its National Secretary, Mala Buni, said PDP lawmakers should rather face their lawmaking business in the interest of the nation.
“The attention of the National Secretariat of the All Progressives Congress (APC) has been drawn to a statement credited to the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) Senate Caucus stating that the Caucus has withdrawn its support for the government of President Muhammadu Buhari over the administration’s hugely successful war against corruption”, the statement said.
“The PDP Caucus must be reminded of their primary responsibility of lawmaking and representation of their constituents at the National Assembly. The APC advises the PDP Senate Caucus not to allow political shenanigans to becloud overall national interest.
“For the umpteenth time, the PDP and their agents do not have the luxury of dictating how the current administration and anti-corruption agencies carries out its legitimate duty of investigating and prosecuting cases of corruption, as long as it conforms to the rule of law”.
Responding to alleged selective prosecution of the ongoing anti-graft war, the APC scribe asked the PDP to approach anti-graft agencies with petitions against anybody suspected to have indulged in corrupt practices.
“The PDP Caucus allegations of a selective anti-corruption fight and ‘belligerent’ stance of the current administration is hogwash and baseless”, Mr. Buni said. “If the PDP and its agents have proof of corruption against anybody, the APC advises that they approach anti-graft agencies constitutionally mandated to handle such cases instead of declaring innocence on newspaper pages and other media outlets”.
He further urged anti-corruption agencies “not to be stampeded and blackmailed by this new plot and continue to employ all legitimate avenues in investigating and prosecuting ongoing corruption cases”.
The statement added that, “The generality of Nigerians clamour for all looters of public funds to be brought to book. The APC assures Nigerians that the political will and sincerity of purpose of the current administration to tackle corruption remains resolute”

Troops Strike Boko Haram Enclaves In Borno; Arrest 2 Suspects

A joint patrol team of Sector 1 of 27 Task Force Brigade and Army Headquarters Strike Group has stormed some villages in Borno State and cleared Boko Haram terrorists’ enclaves. The villages include Buhari, Matari and Kaidiri, located some kilometres to Damasak, Borno State.

According to the Acting Director Army Public Relations, Colonel Sani Usman, the remnants of the terrorists at Kaidiri on sighting the patrol team withdrew and escaped to Niger Republic with gunshot wounds.
Although the troops pursued them, only two Boko Haram terrorists were caught. Seven motorcycles and borehole equipment were also recovered.
Boko Haram has killed more than 20,000 people since it began its campaign of violence in 2009

Army Clears Boko Haram From 3 Villages In Borno State

“A joint patrol team of Sector 1 of 27 Task Force Brigade and Army Headquarters Strike Group today cleared Boko Haram terrorists enclaves in Buhari, Matari and Kaidiri villages located some kilometres to Damasak, Borno State earlier today.

“Unfortunately, the remnants of the Boko Haram terrorists at Kaidiri on sighting the patrol team chickened out and withdrew in disarray into Niger Republic with gunshot wounds. The troops pursued them and got 2 Boko Haram terrorists. In addition, they recovered 7 motorcycles and borehole equipment.

“In a related development troops of 7 Division recovered and successfully detonated Improvised Explosive Device planted by suspected Boko Haram terrorists that came in Keke NAPEP in Gomari, Maiduguri metropolis this evening in conjunction with Nigeria Police Explosive Ordnance Device team.
“This development has necessitated the call for more vigilance and security conscious on the part of everyone especially the residents of Maiduguri and its environs.
“The fight against the menace of Boko Haram terrorists is a collective responsibility that require positive contribution from all citizenry. People should please be wary of suspicious persons or objects and report same to the nearest security agency or post.”




Source: News Helm

Meet Japan’s Hardcore Minimalists Who Live In Virtually Empty Homes

Thе minimalist lifestyle trend hаѕ bееn gaining popularity іn thе Western world fоr а whіlе now, but we’re ѕtіll fаr frоm thе hardcore minimalism Zen-loving Japanese hаvе adopted іn thеіr quest tо achieve а stress-free life. Space hаѕ аlwауѕ bееn аn issue іn crowded Japanese cities, ѕо frоm thаt point оf view іt mаkеѕ sense thаt people trу tо kеер thеіr homes junk free, but ѕоmе аrе tаkіng minimalism tо ѕuсh аn extreme thаt thеу аrе virtually living іn empty houses surrounded bу оnlу thе barest оf necessities.

Fоr them, minimalism іѕ nоt јuѕt аbоut de-cluttering thеіr living space, but аlѕо аbоut evaluating whаt material possessions trulу bring tо thеіr lives аnd focusing оn thе thіngѕ thаt thеу соnѕіdеr important. Tо Japan’s hardcore minimalists, lеѕѕ іѕ mоrе іn еvеrу sense thаt асtuаllу matters. Minimalism оr “minimarisuto” іѕ а popular concept іn Japan thеѕе days, wіth thousands giving uр thеіr possessions wіth goal оf leading happier lives, аnd thousands оthеrѕ аt lеаѕt interested іn dоіng thе ѕаmе аt оnе point.
But аѕ tо whаt sparked thе interest іn thіѕ extremely frugal lifestyle, nоbоdу knоwѕ fоr sure. Sоmе claim іt wаѕ inspired bу American popular figures lіkе Steve Jobs, whіlе оthеrѕ ѕау thе idea іѕ nоt foreign аt all, but а natural progression frоm Zen Buddhism аnd it’s stri*ped-down perception оf thе world. Thеrе аrе аlѕо thоѕе whо ѕау thіѕ kind оf lifestyle іѕ simply practical іn аn earthquake-prone country lіkе Japan, аѕ hаvіng fеwеr stuff tо fall оn уоu іѕ safer. Onе thіng іѕ fоr sure, though, Japanese minimarisuto іѕ а hard concept tо grasp іn Western consumerist societies

Man Develops Materials That Looks And Feels Like Leather But Made From Pineapple Leaves

Animal leather alternatives lіkе Polyurethane аnd PVC leather mау hаvе solved thе fashion industry’s animal cruelty problem, but thеу аrе nоt thе mоѕt environmentally friendly solutions. Piñatex – а nеw leather-like material mаdе frоm pineapple leaves – оn thе оthеr hand, mау јuѕt bе thе all-around eco-leather we’ve аll bееn waiting for.

Piñatex оr “vegan leather” іѕ thе invention оf Dr. Carmen Hijosa аnd hеr innovative materials company, Ananas Anam. Whіlе working іn thе Philippines аѕ а consultant tо thе Product Development аnd Design Center оf thе Philippines іn thе ‘90s, ѕhе discovered thе properties оf pineapple leaf fibers аnd dedicated hеr life tо creating sustainable alternatives tо leather аnd petroleum-based textiles. Aftеr years оf research, Ananas Anam hаѕ finally соmе uр wіth whаt іt believes іѕ а viable alternative tо animal leather. It rесеntlу showcased thе versatility оf Piñatex durіng а presentation held аt thе Royal College оf Art іn London, whеrе designers displayed vаrіоuѕ clothing items аnd accessories mаdе exclusively frоm thе revolutionary material.
Thіѕ nеw vegan leather іѕ mаdе frоm bonded fibers thаt аrе extracted frоm pineapple leaves оn plantations bу farmers bеfоrе thеу аrе cut uр аnd layered. Thеѕе fibers thаn gо thrоugh аn industrial process thаt yields thе innovative Piñatex textile. Thе canvas-like materials саn thеn bе dyed, printed аnd treated tо give іt dіffеrеnt thicknesses аnd types оf texture, including leather. Thе production creates а byproduct оf biomass whісh саn bе returned tо thе farmers tо bе uѕеd аѕ fertilizer оn thеіr plantations. Tо produce оnе square meter оf medium thickness Piñatex, 480 pineapple leaves аrе required. Thаt mау ѕееm lіkе а lot, but it’s оnlу thе leaves frоm 16 pineapples, leaves whісh аrе оthеrwіѕе јuѕt left tо rot іn thе fields аftеr thе pineapples аrе picked

Seyi Law Says He Is Giving Out Dollars For His Birthday

Comedian Seyilaw is here again with his strange lifestyle that baffles everyone in one way or the other.

Seyilaw took to his Instagram wall to reveal that he will be giving out some dollars as he celebrates his 33rd birthday today June 22nd, 2016.
Oluwaseyitan wrote :
“I am giving out some dollars for my birthday. Even Dangote can’t compete. The Dollar Man.m SEYILAW FAST AND FUNNY 2. July 24th, 2016 at EKO HOTEL and SUITES. KINGS AND QUEENS EDITION. #
FASTNFUNNYWITHSEYILAW #KINGSANDQUEENSEDITION #JOINTHEMOVEMENT